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My Name: Katherine Margaret Weeks
Nicknames: Katy, Katy "Yeah I sucked the Rocket" Weeks, Falcor, Four Eyes, Kathy Kathy Kathy!
D.O.B: January 26, 1982 born in Mass to Mike and Kathy Weeks
Specs: 5'6 1/2, light brown hair, blue eyes,
I heart: mexican food, CKY, Annie Gibson, iced coffees, crazy train by ozzy
I know how to: fit the rim of an 8oz cup in my mouth and can cross my eyes, flare my nose, and wiggle my ears all at the same time! Can cross my fingers without using my hands and can make myself burp...nice Kathy.
Talents: Running from cops, drinking beers, playing beer pong, blacking out, climbing Mt. Skinner
Drunk Quotes: "shut up lauren, you give me a headache, I just wanna hear crazy train"
"Cuz ace is the highest!"
Annie: Katy why are you opening the window all the way?
Katy: I just want to listen for The Rocket...
Annie: Why?
Katy: Cuz I wanna know when he comes home
Annie: Psycho!
Katy: Wanna go back next door and sit on their couch?
Annie: Why?
Katy: Cuz I wanna be there when the Rocket to gets home
Annie: Okay, you're psycho, I'm going to bed
"Don't touch the knob"
Fun Facts:
- Devoted sister to Jen and Greg
- Loyal fan of running from the cops
- Enjoys laughing at Annie's jokes, her singing and dancing skills
- Likes fighting with Annie
- Hard liquor is NOT her friend! She especially loves spitting it out on Annie's foot at the Red House
- Loves waking up in the DU house on numerous occassions
- Also enjoys sitting with her roommate, Annie, on the front steps of DU as they do their "walk of shame," which is really more like the "sit of shame," as they wait for Lauren or Tara to pick them up.
- Enjoys listening to Annie rhyme and at times likes to partake in her festivities.
- Enjoys the song "Slob on My Knob" by ThreeSixMafia, for numerous reasons unknown
- Her favorite class is Ade Fagade the One Man Potty's HRTA computer class.
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My Name: Lauren Patricia Malley
Nicknames: Malley, Pat, Patti, Patti-Pants, Good Times, Swallows, Wet Nips
D.O.B: Born on March 23, 1982 in Florida.
Specs: 5'6, Brownish/reddish hair, brown eyes...just your average looking Irish girl
I heart: Making out with girls, CKY triple kisses with Annie and a random guy friend, rugby boys, going to Chris' soccer games, and the Springfield cock!
I know how to: make chicken brocoli ziti and burp really really loud!
Talents: Funneling beers, telling stories, singing to every song, climbing trees, being loud, and dancing on tables.
Drunk Quotes: (Talking to the picture of Justin Timberlake on the wall) I want to fuck you!
"Fahhhk you"
"Girls like girls. I kissed my friend DeeDee and I liked it. I even wanted to go back for more!"
"Annie, it's okay, I know you're not gay.."
"i was going to give him a scrotum rocket"
"I'll get on my knees and suck your dick for my id"
Lauren enjoys long walks to class, funneling beers, getting high, gazing at the stars from the treetops, waking up next to random boys in her bed, getting flipped, and kissing girls. |
My Name: Ann Michelle Gibson
Nicknames: Annie, Poonani-Annie, Horny-Annie, Anal Prober, Ass Graber, Gibson, Michigan, Detroit, Wolverine, Ann Michelle Anne, Annie-Pants
D.O.B: October 3, 1982
Specs: 5'8 1/2, brown hair, poop brown eyes
(intoxicated people say I look Spanish, I don't see it)
I heart: Trackstars, 1/2 Asians, CKY, Iced Coffees, Patricks, working out, HRTA, skirts, swimming, triple kisses with Lauren and a random guy friend, Incubus, stealing porn with Meredith and Katy, and John Cusak.
I know how to: bust a rhyme anytime, climb Mt. Skinner, and play air guitar
Talents: Dancing on tables or futons, triple kissing, and grabbing ass
Drunk Quotes: "Fucking neighbors, drinkin beers!"
"Hey Avvvrilll, haha, it's...seeexxxy Annnieeee!"
"I'm gonna be a b...b...b...buummm...ble...beeee"
"I took a mess...sorry but I cant tell you where this mess was taken"
"I'd fuck Ralph Lauren so hardcore"
"Why am I on the ground? I'm NEVER on the ground! Open, you ball sac!"
"Don't touch the knob. Get your hand off the knob" |
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